Ain’t No Heist Like a Jewelry Heist

The foundation for this post was provided by Bandit Jewelry, which has an expansive array of fine accessories for both men and women, not to mention shoes!  We decided to theme this post with our own interpretation of the word ‘bandit’ and had a lot of fun with character development.  Keep your eyes peeled for the following pair, and above all else, sleep with your jewelry on for fear of losing it!


Name: Dahlia Eilde
Moniker: The Black Dahlia
Characteristics and Information: A criminally vintage kleptomaniac with a penchant for fine jewelry. Her work begins once her victims fall asleep and she can easily be identified by the ever present flower tucked amongst her wild blonde hair, if you ever catch a glimpse of her that is.  Renowned for her swift, light movements and silent footsteps, she takes great pleasure not only in securing your dearest jewelry, but she has been known to brazenly adorn herself with it before sneaking back out into the dark as reported by a rare eye witness.  Her latest fixation is platinum and her most recent score garnered a double strand necklace, ring, and jeweled heels.  Though unarmed, her close ties to the Sinatra Crime Family make her a dangerous suspect.  Please exercise due caution.


Name: Nicolas Sinatra
Moniker: Nicky Baggadonuts
Characteristics and Information: Reputed boss of the Sinatra Crime Family.  Experts are led to believe he controls several local drug trafficking, racketeering, and money laundering operations in addition to his favourite crime throwback, jewelry heists.  With no tattoos or visible markings, his main identifier is a gold diamond encrusted watch with an Italian flag situated above 12 o’clock.  A ‘gift’ from the Black Dahlia herself.  He wears his Italian pride on his wrist and keeps his sleeves clean by doing what he does best – being the boss.  He is known to wait until sunrise for the Black Dahlia’s return, yet in an inexplicable move she refuses to part with her findings until she’s worn them at least three times and only after she’s satisfied her next fix.  The full extent of their relationship is unclear, though experts conclude they are now living together at an unidentified coastal address.

Please contact your local authorities with any information.  You will remain anonymous.

Author’s Note: A special thank you to Saretta Tedeschi of Bandit Jewelry for her help in making this post possible.  We were both impressed with the selection and quality of products offered – boyfriends and husbands this is a Christmas no-brainer!  Some items contain bling and while there is still a market for this, a bling on/off option would be our only suggestion.


Hair: MMS – Ashley (Natural Blond)
Skin: MMS – Moscow Skin (Halloween 2)
Eyes: MMS – Dark Brown Eyes
Lashes: Redgrave – MoulinRouge
Dress: AU V – Cleque Outfit
Hair Accessory: Artilleri – Hair Rose (White)
Shoes and Jewelry by Bandit
Poses by LAP and Morantique

Skin: Millage Valenti – SKA-004 (Nude – Beard)
Hair: Naughty Designs – The All-American Guy (Mocha)
Eyes: Armidi – True Enhance Eyes (Emerald)
Shirt: AOHARU – Striped Shirt (White)
Pants: Armidi Gisaci – Classic Italia Vicuna Slax (Gray)
Necklace: Laqroki – Gold Necklace
Watch by Bandit
Pose by Form


~ by Dahlia Eilde & Nicolas Sinatra on November 21, 2008.

12 Responses to “Ain’t No Heist Like a Jewelry Heist”

  1. /me clings to her multi stranded pearl necklace while she quickly installs security cameras looking for a wild hair blonde. >.<

  2. Dangerous!!

  3. @ Lauryn – /me strikes a pose for the camera. Hahaha I promise I would never steal your pearls, though I might bug you for a LM!

    @ Efemera – Nic’s the dangerous one, I think he might be a bad influence on me :p

    Thank you both for reading!

  4. I want to make some joke about handcuffs, but knowing you two, it’s probably true!

    Bad-ass post guys, I enjoyed the writing as much as the pictures.

  5. LMAO you are a perceptive one oh gorgeous Candy!
    We are both thrilled that you liked this post. I’m never really sure how much people read, or like to read, so it was especially nice to know you enjoyed our little story as well.

    Thank you!

  6. this was a fun night watching, even though i was in Photoshop most of the night :D. thanks for having me ❤

  7. /me updates security system detection criteria : /1a ruffles + pomade.

  8. @ Alex – Now that you have voice working it will be even more fun. Watching people blog is boring. Listening to people blog might be slightly less boring hahah. You’re welcome any time!

    @ James – Oh dammit you have one of those fancy schmancy security systems. /me makes mental note: Ditch the skirt and start using hairspray.

    Thanks guys!

  9. You always make it interesting, Love your creativity and always leave with a smile on my face. Another great one 😀

  10. Umaaaaaa! Thank you so much and keep smiling pretty! 😀

  11. This is very up-to-date information. I think I’ll share it on Twitter.

  12. onoes! It’s not real! lollll

    Thank you for reading though 🙂

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